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Tuesday, August 07, 2007

Chp 138. Interview with Muanpuii Saiawi IFS

Meet Muanpuii Saiawi.



IFS Batch of 2005, the Media proclaimed her as Mizoram’s greatest Pride when it comes to the Indian Civil Service, making a new earth shattering NATIONAL RECORD in the Indian Foreign Service (IFS) by bagging BOTH the two most prestigious IFS Award recently, namely, the Ambassador Bimal Sanyal Memorial Gold Medal for the Best Officer Trainee and the Ambassador Bimal Sanyal Memorial Silver Medal for the Best Dissertation. Nobody in Indian history has ever received both awards before!!! She was deservingly declared as The Best Probationer of 2005 Batch of IFS Officers.

On her first UPSC attempt in 2003, she made it to IA&AS (Indian Audits and Accounts Service). She wrote the exam again in 2004 and got into IRS (Indian Revenue Service)! But again, she decided to aim even higher and wrote the exam again in 2005. She made it to IFS (Indian Foreign Service)!!!

She’s always been my inspiration and role model when it comes to the civil service exam. Apart from that, she’s also my role model when it comes to leading a devoted life. She’s selfless, cheerful, and always ready to help out anyone. If there is one true example of “What goes around comes around”, then she is it. Good things come to those who are pure at heart. Amen!

In spite of her hectic schedule (she’s flying to South Korea next week for her new posting), she managed to find time to meet me (surprise surprise, she’s even a regular reader of my blog!). She even agreed to do an interview!

Some of you may be familiar with my style of interview. I’ve interviewed Mizo celebrities like Jenny (Former World Boxing Champion) and Zonunsangi (Zonet TV anchor) before. I like adding a lot of humor and good clean fun to my interviews. The Print media and other professionals have interviewed such personalities before, so I don’t want my questions to sound redundant. Hence I ask them questions that others wouldn’t have asked before. Some people strangely considered that as an insult and that I am making fun of people we should be proud of. That is not the case. I have the utmost respect for such people. It’s just that, when I add the “zing” in my questions, I bring out the “fun” in them. If you can’t stand such sense of humor, then with all due respect, I wouldn’t recommend you to read this post.

The interview was a great success. Muanpuii was sporty as usual, laughing out a lot and blushing sometimes, but nevertheless, answered every question.

We picked her up from JNU and proceeded to CP for the interview. We had a small problem initially with the interview venue, because it was Sunday AND Friendship Day, so all the hangout places like CCD, KFC, McDonalds, Pizza Hut, Costa’s etc were all jam packed. We finally found a good place at Baskin Robins.

The interview:

What subjects did you take for the UPSC 2005?

I took Public Administration and Anthropology.

How many hours did you use to study?

Well… ummm… I never used to time myself but let’s say… approximately 8 hours a day. That was for around 6 months until the Prelims exam. After that, for the Mains exam, there were so many different coaching classes I go to that there was hardly any time to study at all! That hectic lifestyle went on for around 5 months until the Mains exam.

Is it true that you used to wrap your study materials in a transparent polythene bag and read them while taking a shower? (yeah it was really hard trying to keep a straight face while asking this question).

NO!!!! (laughs out loud)… but… (gives a silly grin) sometimes I read while washing my clothes!

Oh! And how long do you wash in between, say two chapters?

(laughs out again) it was never like that…

Ok maybe it’s easier to answer this way. How much do you read while washing a blouse?

(giggles) well… two A4 size study materials…

And jeans? How much do you study while washing jeans?

(laughs again) I need both hands to wash my jeans, so I don’t read anything then.

So you’re saying jeans is bad, and that if we want to become like you we shouldn’t wear jeans…

Yes… NO!!! I mean… what? You can wear what you want… I’m just saying…

That we cannot read anything while washing jeans.

Yes.

So we shouldn’t wear jeans if we want to read.

Yes... NO!!! Aaaargh. I’m going to kill you!!!



(After 2 minutes of uncontrollable laughter and a chase inside Baskin Robins that cannot be mentioned here…)

Apart from all the studies then and the work now, how is your romance life?

(blushes) romance? Ummm…… uhhh…. It’s like the waves (shows the up and down action of waves and then laughs out loud. I was biting my lips not to laugh too. After sometime she became serious) Well… seriously speaking, you know me personally. There had never been such waves in my life so far. And I haven’t found Mr. Right yet, but yeah I have my fair share of suitors (smiles).

That’s not surprising. You’ve got the looks and the brains. Right now you’re the most eligible woman in Mizoram.

Yeah rightttt….

Seriously! And just to give some chance to your ardent fans, what would be the minimum criteria or eligibility for somebody to woo you?

(giggles) comon! You don’t expect me to reveal that (giggles again).

Be a sport please (smiles) Just give us 4-5 points on what you see in a future life partner.

ummm… (smiles) well.. first and foremost, he should be a man of God. And then after that, he should have brains, obviously. Thirdly… he should have a great sense of humor. And last point… ummm… he must be polished.

Polished? As in…

Polished as in… you know… polished.

As in Cherry Blossom polish?

(laughs out again) NO! I mean polished as in, refined, well mannered… someone who opens the door for me…

So basically you mean a door man?

(laughs and punches me) You…. You….

And moving on to my next question…. (yeah I was enjoying it!) lets talk about your new posting. Where in South Korea?

It’s in the capital Seoul (she pronounced it “Soul”).

Oh! It’s pronounced “Soul”? I always used to say “C-OL”.

The “e” is silent.

Ok. Thanx for letting me know. And what’s the language called?

Korean.

Script?

Hangeul (han-gul)

Currency?

Won.

What’s the equivalent of Won in Indian rupee?

1 rupee would equal to around 20 Won. But the cost of living is much much higher than here in India.

Which side of the road do the people drive over there?

They drive on the left side of the road.

Ah. So it is a former British colony?

No. But it was once under the Japanese. Even today, there is quite a strong Anti-Japan sentiment among the general population because of its violent history.

Uhuh… and what about Korean movies which are a big craze among the Mizos. You watch Korean movies?

Not that much. But I’ve seen two Korean movies recently and I really love them.

What are they?

“A moment to remember” and “Spring Summer Fall Winter... and Spring”.


Source amazon.com
Well, will you send us Korean movies from Korea?

Of course! That I definitely will do!

Thank you, thank you. Now coming to your posting, what exactly is your designation? Imagine you are explaining that to a layman.

Well, I will be working as “3rd secretary” when I join the Indian Embassy over there. The hierarchy is usually like this: Ambassador followed by Counselor, followed by 2nd Secretary, followed by 3rd Secretary. Since the Counselor is not there, I will be third in command at the Indian Embassy.

That’s so cool! And will you be staying at the Indian Embassy?

(laughs out again) No, it’s not like that. It’s similar to the fact that politicians don’t live in the Parliament House here in India. They just go there for work. Similarly, we will be going to the Embassy on a daily basis for work, but our residence is outside the Embassy premises.

Oh! Ok. And what about diplomatic immunity? Do you have it, and do you mind explaining it briefly to us?

Yes, I do have diplomatic immunity. Diplomatic immunity is that special privilege we diplomats have at a foreign soil, in which we cannot be tried for any case at a foreign Court. But we can be deported back to our country and tried there.

Uh huh. And what about North Korea. Do you have diplomatic immunity over there?

As a diplomat, yes something like that… but the situation at North is more complicated because of the obvious reasons. Plus I need to be assigned to the Embassy over there and all other red tapes and bureaucracy etc. I can’t just explain the situation just like that, plus it will not be a wise move to make to talk about any of our foreign affairs relationship…

Yes yes I completely understand. So let’s not talk about sensitive information anymore. Instead let’s discuss about your romance life again (grins).

Noooo… (buries face with her hands).

Oh comon! This is what most Mizo bachelors would want to know! (Points at my friend Tawia) Imagine he is one of your suitors (Tawia nearly gets a heart attack). What are the ten questions you would ask him?

Ten???? That’s too much!!!

Just ten. The first ten questions at the top of your head. Remember it’s all in good fun.

(laughs) ok ok. Well the first question is…

Look at him, not me.

I am so going to kill you (laughs). Ok my 10 questions would be (looks at Tawia):
  1. Are you a man of God?
  2. Do you have a steady job?
  3. How is your relationship with your mother or a significant woman in your life?
  4. What kind of relationships did you have with women in the past?
  5. What kind of books do you read?
  6. When was the last time you cried and why?
  7. Do you like kids?
  8. Can you cook?
  9. What’s your idea of a romantic date?
  10. What is your dream woman?
(Tawia turned towards me and gave me a look. I understood that look immediately: He failed in all ten questions.)

Wow! Thank you so much for that important information, Miss Muanpuii. I can picture many of the Mizo hopefuls out there writing the ten questions down on a note pad.

The pleasure is all mine (smiles sweetly).

[So we ended the interview then, and got down to more important discussions like how to prepare for the upcoming MCS (Mizoram Civil Service) examination and which chocolate flavored drink should we order next. Finally we headed back to her hostel. She was kind enough to invite us all up to her room, even though it was already past 10pm.]

Nice room!

Thank you.

I was expecting it to be a bit untidy, with all your heavy schedules and stuff. It’s as if you ran ahead in front of us and cleaned up your room before letting us in.

Ummm…

So (looking at the map on the wall), can you tell us where exactly is South Korea?

Of course, its right over here (points it out on the map).

Now can you just pose (aims the camera)…

No!!! Min bawl eee!!!

Bawl lo. Seriously, I’m just taking the snap for my collection.

Ok (posing).

Now smile.

*click*



Let’s talk about Music now, shall we?

Yup. At last, something decent (smiles).

So what kind of music do you listen to?

I listen to mainly P&W songs. Then there’s Sarah McLachlan and Josh Groban. I like classic rock too, like Queen and Manfred Mann. Wait! Don’t mention Manfred Mann, people will think I listen to such old genre of music!

Ok I won’t mention Manfred Mann.

When it comes to style of music, I love Baroque… you know Bach?

Well, I never knew him personally, but yeah I heard he’s a great composer (grins). Speaking of Bach, I hear you are really really really good with the keyboard!

(blushes) I’m not thaaaat good…

What is your… rank when it comes to music, like a yellow belt, black belt etc in karate?

I am a Grade 7.

And to a layman, that would be…?

Well, the maximum grade is a Grade 8. We have to write an exam called The Royal School of Music exam, and an English man comes to conduct the exam all the way from UK.

Wow! So you are just one grade away from becoming the next Beethoven! So how long did you take to reach grade 7 from 1?

Well actually I started from Grade 5 since I could play the keyboard pretty good then. It didn’t take me long to reach 7.

That is so impressive! And speaking of Beethoven, can you finish his unfinished symphony?

(throws a book at me)

There is one small part I can play on the keyboard. My sisters used to teach me when I was just a kid. I don’t even remember the name but I still remember bits and parts of it.

By all means, the piano is all yours.

(I sat on the huge piano and my fingers went “ting ting ting ting ting ting…”)

(laughs out loud) That is so sweet of you to know that. That symphony is called “Fur elise” by Beethoven and it’s one of my all time favorites. Here I will play it for you.

(Muanpuii sat on the piano and her fingers moved like magic, full of passion and sleight. My friends and I couldn’t move even a bit until she finished playing. We were entrapped in the beauty of her sheer talent and rapture. We all applauded after she played it.)

Thank you thank you (smiles)

Can you teach me?

Sure



Thank you so much for teaching me, Muanpuii. It was an honour.

You’re welcome.

So do you have the medals you won?

No, they are with my parents in Mizoram. It’s safer there (laughs).

Are they running trophies type, you know, where you have to hand it over next year…

No no, it’s mine for keeps (grins).

Gold plated?

Yup.

And what was the name of your dissertation topic that won you the medal?

“Reemergence of the left in Latin America and it’s implication for India”. My guide was JNU Professor Varun Sahini.

Phew! That’s a pretty long topic! I’m sure a couple of marks were added on the length alone (grins). Speaking of adding, how come you don’t look like the stereotype Civil Servant with protruding belly and double chin? Isn’t it true people add a lot of weight once they join the service?

No that is a gross misconception. There are many thin Officers too (smiles). I guess I watch what I eat to a certain degree.

What’s your weight? (smiles)

Hmmm… if I tell you that, then I’ll have to kill you (laughs). Actually I am around 56.

Do you mind if I show the people that?

Well… (thinks for a long time) ok (smiles) Anyway my weight is quite proportional to my height and body mass, so it’s ok.



Thank you dear Muanpuii. It has been a real pleasure for sparing us some time to get to know you better. May the good Lord protect you in South Korea and may you continue carrying the good name of India and Mizoram wherever you go.

That is so sweet of you. God bless you too and all the best for the upcoming MCS exam.

Thank you Miss Muanpuii.

We stayed at her apartment for a few more minutes, singing while Muanpuii played the piano. She is one of the sweetest people I’ve ever known, and she truly deserves all the accolades she had received. We wish her all the very best in her endeavors and may she continue making the Mizo name proud wherever she goes. May the good Lord watch over her in everything that she does and once again, a very big thanks to her for the interview. God bless you Muanpuii Saiawi. You are not only studious, hard working and dedicated, but also a whole lot of fun, sporty and humorous.

Translation in Mizo:

Nula Muanpuii Saiawi hi Pathian rawngbawlna ah a in hmang em em a, a lehkha zir lam a nih loh chuan, Pathian lam chauh a ngaihtuah thin a ni. Ram sawmpali chuang rawngbawlin a tlawh kual tawh a ni. Mahse a rawngbawlna lam hi sap tawng a ziah chhuah chi vak a nih kan ringloh avangin kan ziak tel ta lo mai a, in hriatthiam kan beisei e. Pathian malsawmna dawng tlak reng a ni a, mizo thalai te tan amahah hian entawn tur a tam em em ani. Kan tawngtai naah i lo hre reng ang u.

A big thanx to my roomie Maduh-a (mama)’ s N-73 phone cam. Also a special thanx to Tawia for bringing his handy-cam along. Interview videos will be out shortly as soon as we find the bloody “handy-cam to PC” cable!

Miscellaneous Muanpuii snaps :

[Books that Muanpuii reads]


[With my ahemz…]


[Muanpuii with me, and with my roomie Maduh-a (mama)]


[My roomie getting bolder and bolder by the minute…]


[The second round of interview]


[A month ago at a dinner party at my house in Mizoram]

[With U-Baby and my sis Dimps]


[With Sheryl and my sis Mazam]